An Ode to Men and Madden

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Controllers & Consoles
Rockband Guitars
Guns For Duck Hunt
There are no directional button's
No analog stick. You can't press R1 L2
You can't blow me and I Work.
Nor can you stick something in me and I produce pictures
Most importantly; there are no cheat codes when It comes to us.
Just when it comes to you .... and your mistress
So If you love X-Box, more than us

...Love Her. Fuck Her. And Make Her scream Your name.

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