A week ago people were asking of the whereabouts of a very famous word named Swagger nicknamed "Swag". People have reported it missing and we have finally found out the whereabouts. At 3am last night in a dark alley in brooklyn a man on his way home from work found it laying near a dumpster. The witness who recovered "Swag" said "Man i dont know, i heard about it in the newspapers but i never thought that i would be the one to have to find swag there all beaten and bruised and..........dead" as he choked back laughs tears. Funeral arrangements were immediately held for swag as if it were a jewish person from a rabbi's immediate family. If you know of the whereabouts of the murder please call 1800- stopcrime