A week ago people were asking of the whereabouts of a very famous word named Swagger nicknamed "Swag". People have reported it missing and we have finally found out the whereabouts. At 3am last night in a dark alley in brooklyn a man on his way home from work found it laying near a dumpster. The witness who recovered "Swag" said "Man i dont know, i heard about it in the newspapers but i never thought that i would be the one to have to find swag there all beaten and bruised and..........dead" as he choked backlaughstears. Funeral arrangements were immediately held for swag as if it were a jewish person from a rabbi's immediate family. If you know of the whereabouts of the murder please call 1800- stopcrime
R.I.P Swag/Swagga/Swagger. You will
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Is it too early to pop champagne in memory of swag?
I remember when I met Swag. Honestly, I didn't really like it, but he was a big hit with the "cool" kids, ya know? Everyone knew Swag. After Kanye and some other guys dedicated a song to him, he started going in to a sort of downward spiral. The fame went to his head. I wouldn't be surprised if he OD'd on something or if he wasn't killed out of jealousy by the word "Fresh".