This one on the other hand is a true story, with real people. So I was just on this blog and the blogger was telling about funny stuff that happened to her on the trains in NYC. I was inspired but i cant talk about the train because i haven't been on one in months and the last time i was on a train i was stalked by a rat the size of a fucking puppy dog. YES On the damn platform Waiting for the A or C train at 4 in the morning coming from a party in Brooklyn. alone (Im a thug for that because i was on Kingston-throop real brooklyn heads know thats a place you dont wanna be at after 12am)
Since i dont want to relive running up and down the platform away from a very gangsta ass rat i decided to tell about the time i saw cassidy in the mall and DISRESPECTED HIM (Oh yeah O.G. Shenda). I used to love cassidy's music but i wasnt a die hard fan and im too pretty/classy to be a groupie (conceited ol' shenda ...i know). Anyway i went to the mall in Atlanta with my homegirl (I miss her so muchhh) and we were going to get her check from her job and then get some philly cheese steaks from this place called Charlies (They have this place in Queens Center Mall in Rego Park, Queens I LOVE THEIR STEAK!!!) Anyway So she worked at two stores. Some kiddy store called LIMITED TOO and she worked by this mediocre ass sneaker store so we were walking past the sneaker store and it was like 6 guys behind us. (Im From BK So i Watch and notice everyyyyything.)
Anyway so one of the guys was staring MAD HARD and waving for us to come over, and i waved him off like nahh, no thank you. So i turned around to see if any of the guys were from school or something and turned around and bust out laughing
MY Friend - "Bitch, Whats so funny?"
Me (Real Loud) - "That Ugly Cassidy Lookin Ass Nigga Talking About Come Here"
Us Together - "Mwahahahahaha haaaa haaaaa" (because she thought he looked like cassidy too)
Cassidy (Lookin Ass Nigga) - "Its Funny You Should Say That Ma"
Me (whispering to my friend) - "shiiiiitttt, bitch i think he heard me"
Sidenote* - i cant whisper .. i guess its from all those years of yelling up at project windows for somebody to come to the window
Cassidy (Lookin ass nigga) - "Yeah ma I heard You"
Me (Feeling Bad about what i said turned around to say it wasnt me, and that it was my friend who said it LMAO)
Me - "That wasn........"
Turns around quickly and says To My Friend "OH SHIT! Bitch ... That IS CASSIDY"
Both Of Us - " Ohhhhhhhh Shit (Silence) hahahahaaaaaaaaaa Oh Shit!!"
That had to be the funniest and also most embarassing thing that ever happened to me. Eventually he called us over again and we went over and i still blamed it on my friend so that he wouldnt shoot us or something (I think he went to jail for murder or something) I started asking him why he was in the wack ass sneaker store. He was out there for a show and needed a fresh pair of kicks, we explained to him how to get to a sneaker store in Arbor mall in Atlanta and told him to check out Lennox Mall and Atlanta Station, My Friend swapped Numbers with one of his friends I declined to giving ANYONE my number, I knew the deal, Hiss flunkies was using him to get our attention so that they could get some groupie love too. (I almost got a job at the sneaker store tho) and we walked off and laughed about it in Red Lobstser.
This is word to My Motha. Lol I'll Put my hand on a bible and tell this story in court (and i cant get Lil' Kim'd; end up in jail for lying on the stand Smh Nuh unhh)