Xena, Warrior Fucking Princess

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As a kid I was never the child who wanted to be a firefighter, cop, lawyer, nor doctor. I wanted to do weird shit, No like reallllyyyy weird. I remember in the first grade when I Glued my teacher; Miss Frazier, to her chair and blamed it on Stephen. He was so mad that the teacher took 3 stars from his name on the chart that he ignored the "Don't hit girls" rule and commenced to whipping my ass after school with my very own 101 Dalmatians umbrella. Well he tried.

I was heavy handed and had an older brother 7 years my senior who whipped my ass in true Brooklyn nature. My brother called it "Making me tougher", I called it him taking advantage of the fact that i was a little girl who couldn't fight and was still afraid Of TEDDY BEARS!!. Little Stephen wasn't about to just hit me and not get hit back. So i snatched my Umbrella in Mid- Air and FUCKED HIS FACE UP! (Damn, i got in alot of trouble for that but my grandmother was proud i didn't let some boy hit me and my brother was happy our boxing sessions could finally end)

I remember thinking on that day that I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle... and Kick Stephens ass with Nun Chucks....Yep. Of course I settled for a 101 Dalmatian umbrella, with pictures of cute little puppies. However it made me think of what i would be when i grew up. I wanted to be a Ninja turtle. I would live in the pent house suite of the sewer, in the second car of the broke down "A" train station on Kingston and Throop (See i had a helluva Imagination) And Splinter wouldn't be a rat because umm....i don't like rats. Instead he would be an over sized puppy or some shit. Just not a rodent or a bug. No rats, No Roaches.

Then i remember in the Fourth grade in Mrs. Hardy's Class we had career day and this lady was a mortician. I was going through a phase and i thought being a Mortician was the shit. I wanted to be a mortician and fix dead people up to look all pretty and stuff. I saw it on the movie My Girl. Then i wanted to be a Assassin for the government. I wanted to be a sniper in the secret service and shoot people from the tops of buildings 50 miles away from them.

Then i remember when The damn Mighty Morphing Power Rangers were the bomb! (Not all this new ninja ranger, Mystic force, and HD bull shit) I was in Love with Tommy (The white ranger at the time of the Power Rangers Movie) and The pink ranger was dating him. Even though it wasn't confirmed, we knew the deal. I wanted to be the yellow ranger (Who was a Black Chick Named Aisha...Aisha tho?) and kick the pink rangers ass, steal Tommy from her, and Tommy and I would ride out into the sunset on our Zords....Yep!

I remember when I wanted to Be Xena...WARRIOR PRINCESS!! (I dismissed the fact that she was kissing on Gabriella...i ain't with that but Xena was a bad bitch)

I wanted to be the Chick from Mortal Kombat. NO!!! I wanted to be ALL of them bitches, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Mileena, Jade, Sereena, Tanya, Kira, but NOT that Sheeva Bitch. She had TOO many arms and shit. I liked the human looking characters. Don't get me wrong, Sheeva was a bad bitch. I also wanted to be That one dude who says "GET OVER HERREEEE". Was that even Mortal Kombat? It had to be because I remember it being on The Movie (MK: Annihilation, no, it was the first MK movie because 2 was kind of corny i think)

Oh And OF COURSE, what little black girl didn't want to be Storm from X Men (OK maybe it WAS just me...)

Well i wanted to be all of that.

Even though I've grown up and I'm in my 20'a (Early 20's) and I've had to conform, and change all of those wonderful things that i wanted to grow up and be as a child. I'm still (Drum Roll) XENA!!! WARRIOR FUCKING PRINCESS At heart.... Minus her whole lesbian affair with her sidekick.

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lmao yo man i wasnt to sure about being xena but i did want to be storm, the pink ranger (back when tommy was the green ranger) i wanted to be any of the chicks off mortal combat and yeah i think scorpion was the one on there that used to say 'get over hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee' i thought that was the coolest. i wasnt really into the ninja turtles though. except i thought that michealangelo and donetello were really cool names and even debated naming any future son of mine 1 of the aforementioned (dont worry i was rather young and dont have that plan now lol) ahh man, good times, good times.

I used to want to be the green power ranger.

You couldn't remember Scorpion? I use to wanna be Sub-Zero, because i loved. . . the color blue. I'm. . . the itis got me dying right now.

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"GET OVER HERRREE" omg..i wanna go play that damn game!
but daaaaaaaaaammmn u went thru alllllllllll of em!
i wanna be STORM and i always played as JADE lmao..i have a habit of not switchin my characters..but ayyyy all cartoon/human like characters was baadd..they had EVERYTHING..all this damn power, the looks, the body..like damn can i get that n real life!?

AFTER MY OWN HEART.AM ABOARD THIS WEIRD BOAT THING.I WAS LABELLED WEIRD FROM DAY ONE.
hOW ARE YOU?

Xena is my shit .. I remember she helped her friend have her baby and cut open her stomach .. and wasnt she involved with tht hercules lookin nigga .. then he made his own show ..

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You watched too much damn T.V.

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P.S. Yean nothing if you weren't trying to be Shaft... awwwww yeah. lmao

yess i used to love Xena the Warrior!!! haha i thght i was the only one!! lol

mad props for putting Xena the Warrior princess LOL awe our childhood wonders and dreams....

Xena was my girl, I used to want to be her and Sailor Moon when I was younger lol

You know,I'm tripping over here b/c back in the day, I didn't even realize they were lesbians, but now..I see it clear as day. I loved Xena. My fave show of all time and your right, Aisha should have kicked Kimberly's butt and took Tommy, he was a cutie!
And, I wish I could get an old version of MK. I love that game.

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