Have you ever stopped and admired someone. Like, just sit and look because they seem almost like the perfect specimen. Really cute. So BAM! how about i was on myspace (which is really rare, and everytime i go on i have a weird story like the one about herpes and lies) and some boy posted some weird shit on my comments. Im guessing it was one of those retarded spam messages (If its called spam, i thought spam was like some kind of pork thingy).
Im like wow, he has some really great skin, love the hue, color, and everything. SO! i go to his page and Tamia "Cant get enough of you" comes on. In my head im like wow thats kind of suspicious but im sure guys listen to Tamia too, but to have that as his profile song raised a flag....half staff.
So i go through his pictures and he's in the pictures with some very questionable people. Posing in very questionable poses. I dont even pay it any mind because he's in NYC, and im in denial because he's cute!!!
I continue and realize that in one picture he's really close to some guy, who's behind him, and like....hugging him from the back
BUMBACLOT!!!!! What part of the game is this? I have no choice but to assume he's ...homosexual. I have nothing against them, at all.... but why you?
Not You, ...whyyy?
THATS NOT WHERE IT ENDS!!
So i continue through the pictures (Still in denial) and come across another cute guy, hispanic, and it says me and my dude. So my gaydar is starting to make a ruckus but im in denial. And then ....BAM!!! The next picture is the spanish guy doing what looks like a dance and the caption says "Get It baby". Then i see this:
OH LAWD NO PLEASE NO!!!....So Now...No more denying it. Well, one good thing came out of this, he can definitely dress which helps me realize that Kanye's Little "I get my fashion sense from the gays" comment has been proven true.
Well...YOU GO BOYS!