OH Yes, you see the one because this wont be the last time i post one of these....

So my bestfriends homeboy (Who claims he has a crush on me) text me and said wassup.
When i dont really feel like talking to someone I tell them "Jesus Loves You". I dont know why, its a habit. Conversation goes like this:

Him: Wassup
Me: Jesus Loves You
Him: I Know YOU love me, I Love You Too
Me: Jesus is Mad At That Statement He Does Not Approve, Not At All
Him: Jesus Is Proud Of That Statement, He wants us to Love Each Other
Me: .....LMFAO, Are You Serious? Is That Your Final Answer?
Him: Yeah
Me: LMAO Clown Ass Nigga, You So Corny, im going to sleep

He was dead serious, he got upset. HOW DARE HE get mad.