Im Sitting down watching this (Well the first 30 or 40 seconds)



...And this dude starts saying yeaaahhhh, yeaaahhhh, and I'm thinking he just jacked a very well known Gucci Mane ...thing (For lack of better words, or knowing wtf to call it). I KNOW I'm not the only one who has heard Gucci Mane Say Yeaaahhh before his song starts.

Anyway so i laugh it off until he says "Mister Swaggerific" and the laughing ceases because thats not funny. Swaggerific is not cute, or funny in no sense of the word. So now I'm like OK he's biting Gucci's style (I try not to use swag anymore) and then he says "Gucci hat, Gucci Belt, Gucci..." something the hell else then i hear him yell "GUCCI" like Gucci Mane does when he's yelling random shit on his songs. I know ....you guys probably cant stand Gucci Mane, there was once a time when i couldn't either. Somewhere between Alabama Summers and Alabama concerts i kinda grew into his stuff (Not completely, and I'm not a fan) Gucci does his own damn thing and that's why i like him.

So Biting his style is ridiculous and it makes you look like more of a crack head than before J Hood. I can't wait until sheek or somebody fucks you up for real.

And why does he have what seems to be teen aged girls in his video? And why does the label say FT Babs. I was Hoodwinked and Bamboozled because:

1) I mixed the names "J Hood" and Jay Millz" up and saw BABZ and thought this should be interesting. Instead i waisted a couple of minutes of my life that i could have been saving babies, or helping old ladies across the street, or getting waisted on Vodka or something.


Fuck That No Bitchassness Campaigne. Im Starting A New One. Stop Biting. Or ...Get Originality. Or how about this T-Shirt

"SOme Of You 'Rappers' Should STOP RAPPING

The Stop Rapping Campaign.......Yeeaaaahhhhhh (Gucci Mane; not Jay Hood Voice)

Well, Maybe not the blogger themselves, but alot of the commenters (Looks as my followers Un-Follow me).

Is it me or do you (especially the females) always agree with everything that the person who wrote the post says?

I'm tired of seeing "Aint that the truth" when A Male blogger can bash females or say something that NO female should agree with, Like ....having "casual sex" ( an excuse for you freaks to sleep with everyone and make it look 'ok') and I look through the comments to see what females say....and its like:

Yeah I agree, I hate chicks who do that, why are you getting mad its just sex

Or a guy can say how females get on their nerves when they do something and a female can comment "Yeah, why do women do that" when Mama, YOU KNOW YOU PROBABLY DO THAT SAME THING. Every female here on blogger is NOT a righteous, perfect, women. So please stop acting and pretending.

Im sorry, .... Im too real to NOT point that out.

I'll be back on my regular blogging thing one of these days. I'm just really busy with school and work. Not stressed, Just busy.

OH Yes, you see the one because this wont be the last time i post one of these....

So my bestfriends homeboy (Who claims he has a crush on me) text me and said wassup.
When i dont really feel like talking to someone I tell them "Jesus Loves You". I dont know why, its a habit. Conversation goes like this:

Him: Wassup
Me: Jesus Loves You
Him: I Know YOU love me, I Love You Too
Me: Jesus is Mad At That Statement He Does Not Approve, Not At All
Him: Jesus Is Proud Of That Statement, He wants us to Love Each Other
Me: .....LMFAO, Are You Serious? Is That Your Final Answer?
Him: Yeah
Me: LMAO Clown Ass Nigga, You So Corny, im going to sleep

He was dead serious, he got upset. HOW DARE HE get mad.

"Hi" - He smiles.

I Smile "Hey"

"I was wondering, i saw you from across the yard, and you haven't danced all night" - says

"Yeah, I....I Don't dance, not like these people do" - I say and look around at all the grinding and dry humping going on around me.

It was a summer night, I was hot but not sweating; rocking the hottest outfit at the party with my hair freshly washed and set. I had the fresh face, meaning no make-up, not even a hint of eye liner. Just Vaseline. I was rocking that fragrance called ...Soap. Obviously I didn't want to be here to begin with, but somehow some way Angie (my best friend at the time) managed to drag me here.

"Lol, so what are you saying, your too good for us common folk" - Still flashing a row of perfect white teeth. (I have a weakness like you wouldn't believe for a great smile)

"Nah, I'm not saying that at all, i just don't, i guess I'm more reserved, or maybe even too shy" - still looking around trying to avoid eye contact.

"Well My name's Mike, whats yours" - he says as he extends his hand. As a Girl, growing up in Coney Island, East new York - Brooklyn, And South Jamaica Queens, I didn't know what that hand was for.

"Shenda" - I reply and finally realize that this young man was trying to shake my hand. Major points.

"Lol you looked confused" - he says bopping his head to Jigga, My Nigga

"I Apologize, I'm just not used to guys shaking my hand, especially not from the east" (The section of Brooklyn we were in that night) - I reply as i finally took a quick glance at him and noticed how gorgeous he was in the face. He also had that bad boy look, something about that bad boy look, demeanor, it turned me ON.

"Its cool, so Shenda, why would your boyfriend walk away and leave you unaccompanied in this little corner, at a backyard bash full of eager men, I know you see the wolves eyeing you" he chuckles and points to a group of guys, some I knew from high school, some I knew from the neighborhood, and a couple I had never saw in my life; they were all staring me down as if I were a piece of meat; which I'm sure I was to them.

"Hey, Mike is it?" He nods yeah, "Yeah, well Mike, I personally don't like guys who beat around the bush and try to disguise what they're plans really are. If you want to know something just ask it." - I said as i searched for Angie.I saw her all hugged up on some random Jamaican guy with too tight skinny jeans. "Excuse Me" - and began to walk away.

"Shenda, umm before you go, I was wondering if you had a boyfriend, a man, or someone you were seeing, whatever it is that you girls call it these days, and if not, could i get your number and call you sometime." - he blurted out, it would have fallen on deaf ears but he managed to say it all before the Jamaican DJ started yelling "Bummbbaaaccllooootttttt" loudly into the microphone which traveled through the giant Bose speakers in a friends backyard, and echoed off of the cement walls enclosing us in the yard. He managed to say something else but i couldn't make it out because the DJ was now yelling

"Me Nuh Wan See No BLOODCLOT PUSSYHOLE Chi-Chi Man Do Nuh Dutty Whine"

I Walked closer - "What'd you say, this bootleg ass Bobby conders yelling in my ear and shit i didn't hear you"

He smiled that award winning smile again which was obviously contagious because i smiled, and didn't know where the hell that came from.

"I Said, your entirely too cute for me to not at least TRY to get to know"

I held my hand out "Give me your phone"

He handed over a sidekick, how typical of a Brooklyn Dude to have a sidekick. I just dialed one of my 3 cellphone numbers, the one i always pick up, handed him his phone back and walked off.

We met a couple of times, had dinner, he never tried anything crazy, and never made me feel like less than a lady. Eventually, I don't know what happened but we kind of fell off. He went his way and i went mines. I found myself asking ..."Whatever happened to Mike"

I Don't know. maybe he's a doctor, a lawyer, a politician, a drug dealer, in prison, dead (I hope not) or moved to another country....

Until, I walked into him in Lennox mall in Atlanta.

Who would have known that 6 years later i would run into my high school sweet heart who never was, in the same mall that i happened to be shopping in. I didn't know what to do, speak, say hi, ask him if he remembered me.

I didn't know what to say, or how he would react so ...... i stood there.

I didn't say a word, I let him walk past me, and into the arms of another........man.

In my best PBS kids tone of voice I welcome you all to todays lesson. The english language can sometimes be very complicated,.... and grammar...FUGHETABOUTIT!
So i say ...Fuck It. Let Youtube teach me something, what else is it there for? Lol

So I Present To You:

The "F" Word. (Nothing Like The "L" word)

Don't worry, I'll be getting to your blogs soon...maybe (HEY! Honesty is the best policy!). However, while I was gone, I was seriously GONE! I took a complete vacation from the Internet (Not including Twitter). I heard a couple of interesting, disturbing, and interestingly disturbing things in my absence (A Sex Tape 50?). One thing that I found out (via twitter) that annoyed me and another guy on twitter who goes by the hilarious name; Internet Goon was the retirement of ...Kid Cudi (Yeah, I scratched my head too). WE didn't appreciate Kid Cudi's retirement. I think (and this is just my opinion) that the only people who should even be allowed to utter the word retirement, are those that have a CLASSIC album out, and can be considered a legend. These people include 50 cent (GRODT), Hova (who has never sold less than a million ... i think), Eminem (who sells more than Hova), and hell...even Diddy (Who can't stop, wont stop so we're all just gonna have to "Take dat Take dat"). Legendary status isn't exactly EASY to obtain, and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES can Cudi be considered.....legendary (I apologize to his groupies, fans, and stans in advance for the rest of this post....not really).

Any who, does anyone remember that kid J-kwon who made that song about "Everybody in the club getting Tipsy" and "Hood Hop". HOW ANNOYED WOULD YOU BE IF HE CAME OUT AND SAID I'M RETIRING?

Ok Ok, maybe your saying to yourself "I don't really care because umm...we don't like him and we could care less about him so let him retire and stop waisting plastic for his C.D. covers". However, I'm different if you haven't noticed, and i would be upset, as should you if your a real music lover, as I am.

*Sigh*

Anyway. To further desecrate and insult the hip hop community, Kudi has decided in AUSTIN, Texas.....NOT HOUSTON**, that he will Un-Retire.

** I said Not Houston because he clearly said Houston and he's in ....Austin.



Seriously? ......I wanna see his album sales..... or should i say his download numbers (because i doubt he ever even puts an album out, mixtapes are NOT included) after this funny little stunt. Wait....does he have an album out already? I'm not sure....

If he does....LOL, How can you retire and people don't even know you have an album floating around out there?

Anyway. This is not to discredit this man for all of his .....achievements, but should a feature as a Hip Hop freshmen in XXL magazine realllyyy mean that your the next big thing? Is it kind of annoying that all of the big hip hop blogs constantly bombard us with pictures, new songs, and mixtapes from Cudi, Hamilton, and Asher Roth?

I'm on a search, a search to find my OWN favorite rapper, not the ones that the people who run hip hop websites force-feed me, and tell me i should like. I'd appreciate it if you guys did too.

I'm not trying to offend anyone or start any arguments, however if i have.....I have proudly done my fucking job. I was almost crucified for expressing this in a comment on someone else's blog...i appreciate you, you added fuel to my fire that was slowlyyyyy dimming out. The music industry is a joke and the consumers should be laughing but ...they're the ones who are being laughed at.

Do You Use Stupid Annoying Pick Up Lines



-- "Can i put my plug in your socket?"

Well alot of you assholes do. Though some will probably get you laughed at some may help you score. OK maybe not, they might just get you kicked in the balls [OUCH!]

So yeah I was net surfing minding my own business when i came across the ILLEST fucking pick up line site EVER! Yes EVER! if you find one better be sure to let me know. So heres how you dont get the vagina.
[i love the word vagina but not as much as i love saying penis, the vulgar words are just so unfriendly]


BUT ANYWHOOZ you can be pulling chicks with lines like:
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

I swear, they work EVERYTIME. [no seriously thats a pick up line website!]