Do You Use Stupid Annoying Pick Up Lines



-- "Can i put my plug in your socket?"

Well alot of you assholes do. Though some will probably get you laughed at some may help you score. OK maybe not, they might just get you kicked in the balls [OUCH!]

So yeah I was net surfing minding my own business when i came across the ILLEST fucking pick up line site EVER! Yes EVER! if you find one better be sure to let me know. So heres how you dont get the vagina.
[i love the word vagina but not as much as i love saying penis, the vulgar words are just so unfriendly]


BUT ANYWHOOZ you can be pulling chicks with lines like:
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

I swear, they work EVERYTIME. [no seriously thats a pick up line website!]