Pick Up Lines.....That will get you slapped!

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Do You Use Stupid Annoying Pick Up Lines


-- "Can i put my plug in your socket?"

Well alot of you assholes do. Though some will probably get you laughed at some may help you score. OK maybe not, they might just get you kicked in the balls [OUCH!]

So yeah I was net surfing minding my own business when i came across the ILLEST fucking pick up line site EVER! Yes EVER! if you find one better be sure to let me know. So heres how you dont get the vagina.
[i love the word vagina but not as much as i love saying penis, the vulgar words are just so unfriendly]

BUT ANYWHOOZ you can be pulling chicks with lines like:
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

I swear, they work EVERYTIME. [no seriously thats a pick up line website!]

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3 Schitzos Talking

No, in high school this dude told me this one pick-up line he heard that went: "If I were a fly, I'd land on you, cuz you're the shit."

I did like this one pick-up line this dude tried to use on my girlfriend. She said he was getting a phone call and he looked at her and said "Is that you calling me?". She said no and he said "It should be". It was a nice try, but unfortunately I give her too much to stick around for (hinthintwinkwinksaynomore).

Not sure if this qualifies, actually it doesn't. On Ghostface last cd, its an interlude and some dude is like "I got a $100 tattoo on my cock, I heard you like to blow money". Hilarious!

IF SOMEBODY SAY TO ME "Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!" IMMA SAY DAM WTF YOU HERE THAN...LMAO

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